his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
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The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
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I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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