office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Just woke up next to a girl with 30 hot dogs in my bed. Vodka you win again.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Why does your place smell like gin and misery?
I prefer to think of it as 'ode to single life'
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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