So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
In case you were wondering, you weren't dreaming. I really did get stuck between my bed and the wall last night.
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
He bought me a oreo ice cream cake with "thanks for not calling the cops!" written in icing. If that doesn't sum up winter break, I don't know what does.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
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