I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
I am drunk. Riding an elevator. You can smell the beer. Doctor on with me just smiling at me... He agrees, fuck cancer.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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