my soul wont recognize me after tonight
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
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I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
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We probably shouldn't have humped each other in a stairwell for an hour. that was probably my bad
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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