forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
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It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
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Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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