I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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