Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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