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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
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Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
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It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
Just pee around me
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
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