I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
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Sometimes I wonder why I hang out with you. And then you show up half naked at my door with a half gal of vodka, and I remember why.
Try and take me seriously and don't look directly at my hair or the jizz on my pants.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
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I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
one of my coworkers asked me if I was PMSing today...... excuse me sir, but it is none of your business as to what my uterus is or is not doing right now. fucker.
and yea, I'm PMSing.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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