Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
You ruined the universe
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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