I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Its important to me that you know there is a tambourine down my pants.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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