Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I fucking love your mom. She's so drunk and fully functional. I aspire to be her one day.
I folded my dollar bills into mustaches in preparation for our trip to the strip club
Woke up this morning with an extra $35 and someone else's ATM receipt. How much did I drink last night?
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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