when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
So it's my mom's birthday and I wanted to be super cheap and just walk up to her and say "I got you the greatest gift ever, mom! I'm actually sober right now!".
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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