NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
It doesn't feel like real life when you open your hotel room door and the first person you see is wearing a rabbit costume. I'm too hungover for this.
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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