Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
Apparently "dick me" was not the response he was looking for.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
Randomize
