Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
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yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
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How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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