foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
The manager of the bar we were at the night before came to my house today giving me coupons. Apperently you and i won karaoke night which is a prize of 300 beer dollars. No idea what beer dollars means nor do i have any memory of doing karaoke but lets go back tonight.
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God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
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He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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