Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
i hope the fucking fire crotch burns his mouth
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
my dad's beating me at drinking again. No matter what i do I can't win.
There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
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