It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
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The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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