it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
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Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
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I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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