i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
I don’t know if I’m nauseous or just disgusted with myself.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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