love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Robert just walked in drunk, grabbed my Jameson from me, told me to let him do his thing, and spilled it all over the coffee table. Then he told me to grab a funnel because he was going home.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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