Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
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