Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
You need to stop showing people the things i drunk-text to you... i have a reputation to uphold here
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
He said my vagina smelled like pomegranates. Its like my vagina is the fountain of youth.
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