what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she must wash her vagina with a dirtier vagina
not sure what i find more disconcerting, your text or the fact that i recognized that as a dane cook quote
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I feel like a really awesome person when i have to check my roof for things i've lost
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
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Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
I just realized that with the new snapchat update / emoji sticker thing I can now use easily use emojis to cover my boobs in nudes.
I felt like I crashed a wedding. Everyone was dressed so nice and I was covered in actual dirt and a little blood.
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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