we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
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