that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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