I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I almost drank vegetable oil. Where were you? I needed you.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
Randomize