My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
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im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
the number of desperate girls at the gym right now is unfair. it would be cruel not to let one blow me.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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