in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Got home from the bar at 4am. 100% sober, unlaid. Epic fail or responsible behavior?
Responsible fail?
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
bong water from a few floors above me just splashed onto my face when i was looking out the window. Happy 4/21 to me
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
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