Welp...herpes.
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
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I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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