One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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