so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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