Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
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once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
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I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
You've lost booty call privileges between the hours of 10pm and 8am.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
Randomize