i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I kind of drew a blank when the doctor asked me how I got super glue up my nose.
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Checking out a dudes' nachos instead of the dude #foreveralone
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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