I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
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I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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