It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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