I hate ducks.
What?
they're sketch. like squirrels. squirrels are sketch as fuck.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
I woke up to a 3rd person picture of my own dick sent from a 1-800 number..
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
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