This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
we can add 'stealing hydrangeas from the sign in front of the credit union because we're too poor to have all of the flower arrangements professionally done' to my list of maybe-felonies
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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