my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
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You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Me focusing on not shitting my pants is keeping me awake.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
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I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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