Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
All three of us got laid last night. This is what is commonly referred to as the Trifuckta.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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