i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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