How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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