when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
She didn't complain to the library attendant about us being too loud. She complained after you grabbed her highlighter off the table to stir vodka into your tumbler with.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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