So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
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