she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Currently shopping online for cardboard cutouts of various horror characters. That should teach me roommates to stop taking acid on Tuesdays.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
just woke up with a trucker hat, half a grilled cheese, and popcorn spread everywhere. last night must have been good.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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