His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
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I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
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Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday