Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga

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(815): View more from Illinois

come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.

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(315): View more from New York

We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"

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(641): View more from Iowa

is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?

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(651): View more from Minnesota

No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.

(1-651): View more from Minnesota

She still started it.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.

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(631): View more from New York

U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole

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(425): View more from Washington

You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...

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