Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(613): View more from Ontario

His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that

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(312): View more from Illinois

Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.

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(248): View more from Michigan

am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????

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(708): View more from Illinois

Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.

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(515): View more from Iowa

Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"

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(760): View more from California

Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs

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(308): View more from Nebraska

This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday

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