This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
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