Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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