She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
Randomize
