I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Randomize
