Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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