I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
obviously my correlation between being a pro surfer and being extremely good in bed was 100% wrong.
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
He told me he loved me and then asked if we could have sex in the snow
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
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