if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
oh god the rape fog is back!
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
These old men are woofing at me..PLEASE HURRY
did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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