4 words: hood of his car
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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